What the hell are you doing baking bread? You could be having sex right now.

During the Pandemic ('memba her?) we discovered that the bread baking craze was actually taking away from people having sex. As a condom company, Trojan COULD NOT STAND IDLY BY and thus we created Rising Time, a 69-page erotic cookbook designed to build in lovemaking while your precious stupid breads need their rising times. Download the entire book HERE.